Hunt down a video of Twitch getting waxed in preparation for this movie on Ellen. It’s well worth it.

Thanks, Amber Heard. Your boring face took me out of the greys.

Throw in Charlie Hunnam and I am in.

He was only one of many who offered.

My friend and I were planning out the third (MMXXXL, I assume) - wherein Jada corrals the rag-tag group back together to take on the reigning US Champs at the VEGAS Stripper Convention. The guys have to take on the reigning crew: Jon Hamm, Tom Hardy, Drake, Justin Timberlake, The Rock and Chris Meloni (for funny). I’d…

GIRL YOU CAN HAVE THAT TINY LITTLE NERD

I wonder if Michael Moore will come through on his Twitter promise to pay all her legal fees.

I need to see this, stat. I waited until it was on cable to see the first one thinking it would be total cheese. This was me, verbatim, the entire movie (with my husband sitting next to me):

Is it true there is a Twilight-themed dance? I am legit dying at this prospect.

Slightly off topic but...

Kinja says I did/did-not star your response and frankly I am not down for kinja shenanigans today so just know I did star your response.

JM:

SOCIAL JUSTICE GIVES ME A REAL FUCKING BONER, OKAY

She stated before it was a two-person job and that the black woman doing the actual flag removal with her friend/white ally on the ground was a more powerful statement (than vice versa, I believe).

Not terribly relevant, but Moriarty and I legit had a text discussion over whether he was hot or not.

She should have her own show like Iyanla Fix My Life but instead it'll be Bree Fix America No I Know it's so Bad but Can You Try

Michael Moore already said he would.

I want this woman on ALL OF OUR CURRENCY. I want her to pay her fine with a stack of cash bearing her face. “It’s time to reconcile ourselves with the past and move forward into a better future where everyone has equal rights.”