Fair play... proceed!

YASSSSS THIS ALL OF THIS

Andy Cohen is a vile, exploitative human being.

Between this, the on air clowning and jiving, and the farting, who knew Whoopi was the basic one on The View?

All right, Scalia, time to get off the internet for today!

They say Sandra has become a real evil snow queen after hanging around Cuomo.

I'm sorry, but I got that peppermint bark as a gift four or five years ago, and Williams Sonoma now gets my loot on the regular. That stuff is like sweet sweet tongue crack... unicorn heaven in a piece of chocolate.

Yep, I worked at a seafood restaurant in Cape Cod where the owner/chef was the dirtiest, meanest, laziest dude ever, and refused to throw away any sides like bread or potatoes. The worst summer of my life, for sure....

I was, but my mother would have Satan eyed me into next week if i said that at ELEVEN.

Parenting #fail, for sure.

Maybe Black folks figured out that underneath her 'awww shucks' corny routine lurks the beating, thriving heart of a basic Mean Girl. NO THANKS.

I'd have been more impressed if he showed a model on the can, supposedly knocking out a #2....

Well, at least she used an Anglo/Western face this time around in her anime, ahem.

Well looky here! It's the ghost of Mr. Blackwell, back on the scene to share some budget fashion commentary. I'm sure Solange is taking your notes to heart as she jets off to her fabulous honeymoon. Thanks anyway!

Um, no, you're just trolling

This is the winner, for sure... I MEAN.

Mama Tina is SLAYING this... Bey and Solange can both say "we get it from our mama!"

BOOM. Nailed it right here.... Bud Light will give you one helluva a killer hangover if you don't pay attention!

PREACH. This human Bratz doll is nowhere in the leagues of true voices of our times. She'll haunt the radio for the next decade or so, but I for one can't wait until she's a sad, distant memory.

Why is she jacking Beyonce's tour imagery?!?!?