This shit is child abuse... this kid is going to become the type of monster that starts plotting his parents death for the early inheritance money.

The answer to all of this: SAMPLE SALES. Or wait until they go on sale at Barneys. 50-80% is a beautiful thing, if you have the patience to wait.

Those shoes are from ZARA? Whoa, major upgrade! The last pair I looked at online were so gorgeous... and then I went into the store and felt that they were plastic. NEVER put your feet in plastic-y, cheap shoes. That's how you get ugly, UGH-ly corns and bunions.

Um, there are numerous examples of shoes that have been around for 20+ years and have remained fashionable?!?!?!

UM, aren't those the Balenciaga finger cuffs? $700+ starting price for ONE.

Um, not so fast... hasn't Snoop Dogg been saying that he hit it while working on her album? Some journo asked about it and she kinda tee-hee'ed and didn't deny it.

You are a very brave person... sorry for your loss so close to your special day :(

Good for Gift Bag Dude for reading that cheap trick straight into the ground. You literally sometimes can't separate the ashy from the classy.

Oh no no no no... Tisci is a genius. I'm not a fan of his men's (save for a few accessories) but I own quite a bit of his women's RTW and accessories (Givenchy bags are the truth... durable and lovely looking) and his tailoring and the attention to detail is impeccable. My ultimate secret luxury, but I expect that all…

Ooof, the rattan makes it look hella cheap.

Agreed... as a loyal devotee, that's not a Givenchy heel. A bit too grandma. I think those are Margiela.

Looks like Missy Paula admitted to using the slurs and liking racist jokes.

Still doesn't excuse it. In fact, she was making money off of the backs of the people she was insulting. So that's kinda gross.

No, (1) I'm offended and (2) you're an idiot. Now crawl back under your bridge, you're dismissed.

If Paula owns a piece of that restaurant, then the allegations are against her, too. If it's true (and gut reaction screams YES), I am so excited to see her buttery empire melt away.

UGH, Gawker: it's called SIDE EYE. No need to put in stink eye, it's understood.

Fear not, apparently the hot guy is a video director and works at MTV?!?!?! Hot + job + attentive dad = mega swooooon.

I cried, too... need me a DM hubby and kids STAT!

Well... let me share today's trauma with you: has anyone ever had their period while dealing with severe back pain/trauma?

Discovered the hard way that I am one of the 2-5% of people who have serious allergic reactions to coconut oil if I put it on my facial skin (same with Moroccan Oil... makes me break out like a mutha, but it is EASILY the best hair product I had/have ever used. I still cheat and use it on important hair days, ha) .