LOVE HER.

class of '96 right here.

What SPF is she wearing to ALWAYS be that pale? Wowzers....

um, sorry.. i am loving the miu miu bag. unfortunately, i cannot afford high-priced handbags, and would refuse to buy a knock off. *sigh*

AND can I say that the Pope's HUGE travelling entourage + police escort shut down the BQE tonight for a full 5-7 minutes while I was getting my cab home from LaGuardia! It raised my cab up an extra $6!!

@Mrs. DeLesseps To You, Dahling: Agreed... I had always hoped Alyson would avoid the Hollywood skinny actress hype, 'cuz she rules. But her lovely sunny outfit makes me smile, smile smile!

Love the Aggy. But her neon weird toes are freaking me out.

I have to join the pro-Kerry team... as a person who knows her casually, I have to say that she's one of the nicest, most hard-working people out there. She's also very smart (don't let the um, amazing looks fool you).

Please please please watch the Lagerfeld documentary that came out last year. If you take what he says about his mother as fact, Mama Lagerfeld must have been the craziest, warped broad that's ever lived.

Well, if anything, I am completely obsessed with the new Kills album. Je love it beaucoup.

@ImpaleForDollars: Dead on. I left a corporate job, and I now work for myself— my stress levels/high blood pressure numbers have dropped, I lost 10 pounds, and I lost a pesky eye twitch that me and my family thought was neurological damage. Constant stress sucks.

@J.D.Regent: Thank you for the more delicate explanation.

@Artemisia999: yep, so true... cocaine is hella rough on the face. And the body. And the brain.

@SarahMC: WORD... it's also known as "the Vice magazine argument."

Anonymous lobbyist: nope, been on this bad boy as a commenter since 2006. And no again, I think that today's CH had much more of an intentionally negative tone (and poor quality). But it's no secret (if you look back at my posts over the course of Jezebel-dom) that I'm not much of a Moe fan. Oh well, you can't always…

@katastic: Hey, I'm not getting paid for it, and my opinions are not being possibly syndicated and picked up by other national media outlets. So in the bigger picture, my thoughts don't count. And again, I think it's sad that her opinions do make sense to a lot of folks, oh well.

Oh, and also while I can still stand it... reading the comments on this thread is starting to ruin my day.

I absolutely agree with the commenter that suggested that Moe stay away from making political commentary. Unfortunately, it comes off as super-juvenile and basically uber-ignorant.

I swear that the elephant pictured is smiling and saying "SCORE!" to all of the yummy fruits and veggies piled up in front of him/her.... yay, Babar!

@noasalira: wow... you might just be my new fave commenter. Tiny red and pink hearts just fluttered out of my body, cartoon-love stylee.