Just to recap, there was Logan Paul filming a dead body, and Elsagate with pregnant Spider-Man and Peppa Pig drinking bleach, and the DaddyOfFive incident, and Blippi turning out to have taken a shit on a dude on camera, and that video where suicide instructions got spliced in, and now this.

I do not think there are a lot of situations where an adult staying in contact with a toddler is the best thing for the toddler.

Jesus Christ, who “stays in touch” with a FOUR-YEAR-OLD? How was that not an immediate and obvious warning sign to everyone in either of these peoples’ lives? Yes, I get it—we live in a culture that implicitly condones and enables this shit, but still!

What I understood from what Yvie was saying was that Silky phoned in the challenge because she wasn’t a fan of Britney, which isn’t great. Yes, the team won, but Silky decided not to try very hard when she didn’t get her way. And when called out for her, she implied that she was ready to lipsync, which also implies…

This is the reality of the VH1 machine, though. RuPaul says it all the time—step your pussy up. This thing is successful, and everyone involved wants to strike while the iron’s hot. It’s not just why we got a Christmas special, but rather it’s why the Christmas special we got was a thinly-veiled infomercial for…

I knew a girl in grade school who would go into convenience stores, go to the bulk candy aisle, shovel a huge wad of candy into her mouth, hold it there...and then spit it back into the bulk bin for the next unsuspecting customer.

I watched Angel horribly out of order—seasons 3-1-4-2-5.

This feels super naive. My partner and I like to play games together, but it’s not really ideal for us to have two Xboxes or PS4s in the living room, so crossplay with PC is a great option for us. But on top of that, I have a gaming laptop, and when I want to play with my friend who has a PS3 and nothing else, or my…

I eat a ton of dry foods by drinking them from a glass—seeds, nuts, granola, dry cereal, etc. I prefer it because how else are you supposed to eat something like GORP without getting it everywhere? Pouring it directly into your mouth means there’s no cleanup, and also your fingers don’t get all grimy from saliva +…

Just want to say that Latrice’s “Cynthia” wig was giving me season 2 Agent Scully realness

Yep, I work at a public library (in Canada) and we start every program, event and most meetings with a similar declaration.

Oh man, so many more tips:

Cecily Strong has been one of the best guest judges they’ve had. Not only was she super funny and personable when she was working with the queens, but you could see her trying to give them practical, valuable, hard-earned comedy advice. It was so sweet to see her enjoying herself, and clearly wanting all the queens to…

They had Susan Sarandon, too!

“Like I said, Jimmy, I can’t specifically point out what you said, but I know that whatever you said, it did hurt me.”

Yeah, levels 1-50 flew by, but since level 50 (and still with only about 60% of the game completed), it’s been a slog each advance. Just getting to 54 has been slow going.

Rest in peace, Canton Everett Delaware, III.

I kept thinking these were old Splinter stories that just showed up in my “You might also like” list, but they are not. This happened recently. Why isn’t anyone asking about the dates? Are sanctions coming on Nov 5th (or 4th) 2019? Because it seems like the poster made its first appearance on Nov 2 2018, so presumably…

Consider this shit STOLEN. Such a good response, I love it.

As a gay man, I’ll never quite be able to fathom the depths of how far this indoctrination goes with women, but I feel it, too. I don’t *owe* anything to other men, but I still feel conditioned to prioritize their feelings of rejection over my own feelings of calmness and mental security.