stay classy Konami

:(

Back in February, I wrote an essay about how a car accident left me with a stubborn fear of driving—something that GTA V’s unnervingly realistic car crashes reminded me of often.

Phase 3 should end Disassembled style and Phase 4 should start with Young Avengers. And hopefully Marvel can secure Kang/Immortus in the mean time.

My concern is that it can’t meet expectations because those expectations are most likely out of line with reality. Through no fault of the developers because I think how they’ve presented it has been smart. There’s (mostly) no over-selling or over-promising on their part, so I think people are sort of upping…

Honestly, I’ve haven’t been onboard with a “(Blank) or We Riot” campaign in a few years.

I’m down.

No matter how it turns out, I say we still riot.

DON’T. PRE. ORDER. IT.

Hell yeah. What was that one game where you could order pizza hut or whatever while you were playing? The technology is there, so this game better deliver.

Well it’s about damn time we got a sequel to Videodrome...

The world ends with you

The White Walker scenes are always tough for me, since zombies scare the shit out of me. But this moment during the battle was the worst. WHAT THE FUCK.

Google would just love that...

mediocre

Such a damn fine game. Not just a good Star Wars game that didn’t involve Jedis or other shenanigans, but a damn good FPS to top it all off. The squad controls were amazing, your team AI was incredible for a 2005 game that even most games in 2015 can’t hold a candle to.

It was an early 00’s fad for American kids to latch onto and emulate this newfound exotic art style that was totally for mature grown-ups only instead of actually learning to develop their own style.

Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Famke Janssen?

My god... This guy could probably make a mint by publishing a book teaching teenagers to draw solely through the medium of genitalia!

(I think they do)