Well this is badass. I thought the guns would be more distracting but I'm totally digging them.

$60 for a game that's designed to be a standalone product. I feel like an old man now that that's my expectation.

Yeah, I'd love a PS Vita XL lol.

I think a Kirby clothing line would match my body type.

Looking forward to trying to do a playthrough entirely with charisma, Fallout 2 style.

Who wants a portable Diablo? 3DS? Vita? No?

Does this remind anyone of eBaums world? Sites like these thrive off of stolen content. Ignore, tell your friends to ignore it, then insult it every chance you get.

Yes, we want THAT story in 3d, fully voice acted, modern gameplay. For a lot of players it's a blank spot that all the stories reference, but they don't understand it.

However, it seems likely that MGSV Phantom Pain is a retelling of some of those plot points from Big Boss's perspective.... But who knows....

I stand…

In my memoire I meet Randy Callahan and detail his car. I'm 54, and won a trophy from the president of showbusiness.

My agent is married to John Quincy Adams.

Maybe I should contact WB. It actually sounds like people are digging this idea lol.

I'm 54 and writing a memoir about how I got into show business by blowing a casting director so I could be in a commercial with Christina Applegate. I starred in my own movie, so I think people might buy my book.

I made a pretty awful commercial myself.

No... that's not true at all actually lol.

Can one of those doctors save him?

I thought this before too. It would be both amazing and kinda disappointing.

It's always sad to see developers get lazy on old IP's, forcing the directors to become omnipotent within the company. Unfortunately, there's only one Kojima.

This is what convinced me one my abortion stance.

I've been saying it for years, Metal Gear 1 and 2 deserve the Solid treatment.

Profitable rom-com.

Wonderwoman, Superman, Batman love triangle. Musical numbers abound, making it equally annoying for everyone.

Awesome, you got a follower. I'm curious to read it tomorrow.