i hate all vocabulary, because it’s all penis based. like the term “semester”. why can’t it be “ovester”?

Danke für den mansplaination.

female man is really triggering to me

all i’m reading rn is penis penis penis penis penis penis

The only thing better than this article are the mansplainy comments. #blessyourheart

It looks like macaroni noodle dipped in gold — perfect for a Trump in your life!

All I know is I will NOT be voting for Bill Clinton this November.

I have no idea if Broaddrick’s allegations are true or not, but her story is credible enough, and should be treated with sensitivity and seriousness.

You know, it was funny watching Rove’s head implode on election night 2012. When he literally got up from his desk, walked into the polling rooms, and started asking everyone how Obama won. And I remember that lady that posted that hour long YouTube video lamenting Obama’s victory and her cursing out Republicans for…

The basic stance Trump supporters have adopted is something like: “We’ve nominated a candidate who is completely incompetent, disturbingly unhinged, and completely offensive to larges sections of the population. He has done nothing to build a coalition or even run a campaign. ALL THE POLLS ARE FAKED AND IF WE LOSE…

She's only two inches shorter than me, and probably 2,000 pounds lighter. I need to stop eating.

Yeah, my immediate reaction was “Can you at least thank the man first?!?” But if I had nearly drowned, was panicked and distressed, and my beloved dog was still in my car I have no idea how I’d act or what I’d say.

I didn’t hear it as an order. Which she couldn’t enforce, anyway. It was more like a prayer.

I’m approaching 28 and definitely feel like a kid with boobs and a shitton of student loan debt about 90% of the time. The other 10% of the time I’m watching “professionals” do and say the stupidest things and thinking, “Shit, I underestimate myself. I could run circles around this dope.”

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

As Anderson writes:

Um...maybe the point was that she got to be in charge of all the details, and riding in a new luxury car was something she wanted to do?

(Tesla’s a fairly unique brand, I would probably notice that too)