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And then, I presume, you ate your mother?

Honestly. As we all know, the only proper way for a woman to react upon accomplishing something great is to immediately apologize and abase herself on the pitch.

Sir, I am 6'2".  I am a terrible, angry big human.  Get it right, fuckface

C’mon now, there’s no reason to be jealous. You too could have free health care and no recent school shootings and a diverse population of genuinely nice & polite people if you really wanted to.......oh.....wait... um okay, well you could at least have free health care if you keep trying really really hard. Be the…

If you don’t want to watch or read Mueller’s full statement, these are the quotes that matter the most:

Prison would be a waste of resources. Make him use those hours to mop up all the piss and throw up from the trains and stations.

Oh, and before any whinging cunt harps on about “acid attacks” - pissflap, please. Where was your indignation when Jo Cox was assassinated by one of your fellow right-wing nutjobs? Exactly.  Sit down, shut the fuck up and play with yourselves.

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I said it before and I will say it again... I love my country and my state... but I am ashamed of the government.

You’re right that if either a Blues defender or Meier touches the puck before another Shark, the hand pass is waved off. Bouwmeester and Schenn are both right there, but neither of them gets their stick anywhere close to the puck (Bouwmeester’s blade is in Meier’s armpit and Schenn’s is pointing in the wrong…

Case in point for 1:

Tell her I said to stop fucking children, it’s illegal.

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it”

Concerned about maintaining a passionate fan base in a city or region with little to no professional soccer history?

Yes.

1. It’s jingoistic bullshit, conflating religion, aka god, with a decidedly non-religious thing (the US government is not religious, regardless of what Rush Limbaugh tells you).  The US is not “guided” by god.

But what happens when Murray eventually gets traded (or has to work with the next coach after his current coach gets fired)? He’ll have to figure out what I’m trying to figure out now... how to survive in a Post Malone world.

“Uh, no we aren’t.”

So Nick writes a long, well-sourced piece about murdered and missing indigenous folks, and your reaction is “lol your bosses sold you to some other bosses,” something no writer at GMG has any control over.