Then one of the sim’s sides became self-aware and recognized the futility of its actions if its Stanton-related activities are any indication.

Fact-checking reactionary hacks: a winning strategy to divest them of their credulous, cretinous readership since... (fact checks statement about fact checking) oh shit

For the next iteration, see if you can find two participants who know how to play video games

That’s too bad, now the corporate credit card will have less miles on it.

Even under civil court standards (preponderance of the evidence, not beyond a reasonable doubt) and even assuming everything she said was true, how on Earth would Derrick Rose be found liable off her testimony alone? Is there some other witness that saw anything?

Is there something on YouTube where a former General Hospital actor provides commentary on a 1996 episode?

The question is whether Bob snitched Doug out for the deed

It’s not that hard: Na-ghee-na-na-jar. Nagheenanajar.

My favorite Moriarty was always the holographic one in Star Trek: The Next Generation (Daniel Davis). The weirdest: John Huston in Sherlock Holmes in New York (Roger Moore as Sherlock, Patrick Macnee as Watson, Charlotte Rampling as Irene Adler).

And there was something like 4 years between the first 6 and second 6 (Life of Brian intervened?)

Good try, but when I think Sherlock I still think Basil Rathbone, with Peter Cushing a close second (here pictured with a young Christopher Lee)

“This is terrible news.. for me” -- Odell Beckham, before pile-driving a kicking tee

I thought his long-term plan to have batters connive to wear full plate armor while simultaneously depleting the inventory of all the HGH labs in South Florida was fundamentally sound.

Can you October surprise yourself?