I’d rather have Teuvo than overpay to keep Shaw

What about Danks??

More importantly, it means Chicago gets to keep Panarin next year - as long as Bowman learns his Bickell lesson and doesn’t give Shaw an oversized deal.

I wish we could find a replacement for Shaw.

Teravainen > Shaw, and it’s not even close IMO. If that was the choice (and it sure looks that way right now) they made the wrong one.

I’d be pissed if we lost Teravainen. That kid has some great potential.

Part of the beauty of this is the strategy involved in your pick. You’re a manager, you get to decide from those three picks. “Well, I really want to catch balls on one hop like 19th century baseball, because my fielders suck ass, but the other team slaps singles all the time so they’re gonna want runs counting…

I was just in Vegas talking about whether Bill Simmons sucks now with my buddies Gonzo, Roach, and J-Shart. We all used to read him back in college when the four of us shared a house. Back then, I’d read Page 2 on my laptop while I was dropping the kids off at the pool, until freaking J-Shart would break in and drop…

I bet Mr. Stricklin will have a nice bonus from a booster for going through this interview.

Nice to see that Brother Love is still doing well enough to sit courtside.

By “bad faceoff guy” do you mean John Travolta or Nicolas Cage? Or maybe you mean John Travolta playing Nicolas Cage’s character or vice versa?

They’re private. I’m sure he’s got a nice cushion in the name of Jesus or whatever.

His last task will be to introduce Grobe to the entire staff he retained.

I’m just a little mad that Joe Paterno died before being held responsible for his role in all of this. Sure, his name is worthless now, but he got out easy.

Indeed, a complete “rush to judgment.” This all only happened over a mere four decades, people. Let’s slow down and wait until everyone ever involved is dead. Only then can we have the proper perspective needed to determine the best location to resurrect “Coach Paterno’s” statue.

It’s not often i would advocate someone being fired, but this guy represents everything that is wrong with a University and Football Program that allowed a predatory monster to abuse and molest an unknown number of children over a 40 year period. Seriously, this guy needs to go.

Good to know the Catholic Church's PR firm continues to get work.

“When in doubt, side with a convicted child molester” seems like a solid policy

The beauty of this is that the issue resolves itself. It only takes 1 or 2 long renditions to your wife detailing a video game triumph for her to learn to never ask again, because she sure as shit doesn't want to have to listen to that again!