10 is tall for a kid, though.

Because that 6'3" guy is annoying as fuck.

It’s how they take power.

What value is there in these WH press briefings? Why are so many publications not more aggressively going after SHS? Just so they can maintain their credentials and be daily yelled at and belittled by a lying piece of shit?

He was definitely asking Blank about Megatron’s Butthole, how it worked, and if there was a model he could put his dick into.

She said “fucking retar-”, I believe.

Swimmers or pool boys?

Dudes that name their daughters after themselves are such assholes. Possibly related, Jack Kent Cooke was 79 when Jackie was born (although only on the 3rd of his 5 wives).

Can we talk about the fact that U of Michigan accepted this guy even though he has an IQ of maybe 80? No joke here, just always astounded by how really, really dumb he is every time I hear him speak.

Never go full hotep.

“in University” and “Kraft Dinner” outs Nicholas as a low-down, shifty-eyed, Labatt-drinking Canuck.

This is why I hate “The South” - I don’t blame people for the mistakes of their ancestors, but I sure as hell blame people if they are PROUD of the misdeeds of their ancestors.

Jesus, I wish my ancestors were deserters. That would be a hell of a lot less embarrassing than the diehard confederate partisans that their stupid asses were. They didn’t even own any slaves! Not because they were decent human beings; they were garbage people. They were just too poor to afford any. Aspirational…

Holy jesus that Ted Gup column. I live in Florida, the dick to Alabama’s sweaty, fetid taint and home to a governor that is literally Voldemort, and I’m 99.9% confident we’d throw Roy Moore out on his ass if he tried running for Senate here.

Is he implying that Uncle Nat and Uncle Gabe are an item? That Mobile was their “haven” in otherwise deep red Alabama?

Hawaii throws off the yoke of imperial oppression and returns to sovereign nation.

Western New York is basically Southern Ontario. We already love hockey, Tim Hortons, and snow.

I’ve heard the argument, and maybe some states split up, but Upstate New York is kind of screwed if they want to join the midwest and south. For practical reasons we can’t have 75 island liberal nations floating in a singular conservative nation. There will still be rural areas in blue US, and metropolitan areas in…

If we divided up the union, how many pieces would we need to break off into. Would it be possible to lump the south and midwest together into one nation (I’m guessing the capital would be the Talladega Motor Speedway), while keeping the rest of the country even if it’s separated geographically (West coast, plus north…

Go fuck yourself.