The Woz (as his friends and fans call him) didn’t offer a specific reason for his lack of interest in the iPhone X

“Is there an answer? Imagine trying to guard a pick and roll with those two for, oh, the next 10 years.”

I don’t know whether to laugh orbeso offended by this comment.

PMT needs to get the fuck out of Barstool sports. Their dipshit founder essentially cost them a TV show because he’s a child and cannot apologize or let something go

1:00 pm “Oh cool a Deadspin article catching up on that Yi guy. I’ll read this on my 15 minute break. Wonder what ever happened to him.”

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

Ds what

Wait, wait, wait...Goodell has had sex?

Goodell’s wife being an ex fox news anchor is the least surprising thing I heard today and I just finished reading an article on a trump aide’s willingness to commit perjury

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Maybe I’m preaching to the wrong crowd I have no idea... But I am a 32 year old male dude who watches sports. Shouldn’t I be right smack in the middle of Barstool’s wheelhouse?

Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

I’ve never done cocaine. Is it true people like to snort it from between [redacted]? I’ve seen people use dollar bills in movies, but never a rolled-up FOIA request.

For real. We trot out players that weren’t good enough four years ago and we act surprised when this happens. We let the MLS and USSF become conjoined like carnival freaks and it results in a team filled to the brink with players that just aren’t good enough.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

When I was a kid, I used to wonder, “What does ESPN stand for?”

He’s gonna stick to snorts

I certainly found it cervixable.

“a model based out of Las Vegas” is probably how her parents describe at Thanksgiving before everyone quickly changes the subject.

Qualifying was pretty much sealed, the opponent was unsexy and hard core English footy fans don’t like the national team the way they love their clubs.