Two mega-rich guys and a multimillionaire who can’t spring for a proper suit or good tailor among them.

While it’s still a mystery as to why listeners chose to tune in to WFAN the day after the most devastating terrorist attack in American history

we all know where this is headed...he meets with the pope, he repents in the eyes of the lord and gets another crack on TV or as the president of baylor university. no real consequences for a wealthy white guy with great connections

You are a crazy person.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

Garnett is pissed, and he would definitely kick Taylor’s ass if his friends weren’t holding him back.

would love to read an article about something a comedian did where people discuss the article instead of every comment being “i personally dont find him as funny as i used to”

“[A]n immature and stupid response that literally could not have ended any other way.” What an impressively succinct encapsulation of exactly the type of reflexive bootlickery Burneko denounced in his piece. And the nice thing is, you can make literally the same exact argument in favor of literally any act of defiance…

Falling in line every time JUST MOVES THE FUCKING LINE.

Counter counterpoint: he has made all his legal remedies more valuable and effective by raising the stakes.

Shut the fuck up with this “dude probably should have read the fine print” stuff. This story is about you.

What’s worse are the losers spending their day defending those policies all over these articles.

The American people, especially the honest folk of middle America, are not kind decent folk. Well, they may be, until they encounter hierarchy.

Then they become craven asskissing bootlickers. We are a nation of joiners and toadies, and I will put a huge amount of money on a very strong correlation with joining a…

There will be so much winning, the corporations will be sick of it!

This whole “OBEY ANY AND EVERY ORDER YOU ARE GIVEN OR YOUR HUMAN RIGHTS ARE FORFEIT” deal aboard airliners is getting really old.

“I beg to differ.”

I’m waynew here, so I won’t refute this. I don’t want to make this comment section any messier than necessary. The kid’s talented, though. I’ll grant you that much.

Bill Simmons:Lame Dads::Drew Magary:Cool Dads

I’ve always wanted to meet Grover. We are kindred spirits. And then when he busts out SUPER Grover??? Greatest hero ever.

meeting Kermit the Frog is the best experience one can have on this planet