assistantdirectorwalterskinner
AssistantDirectorWalterSkinner
assistantdirectorwalterskinner

It’s only a problem as a get older. My aim isn’t what it used to be.

Holy shit. You cracked the code. This is genius. It doesn’t apply to my as I crap standing up, but this is great. Have some stars.

It is easier but not as satisfying.

I feel like this is just a veiled attempt to see his boner. If so you should video it instead. Then you can review the video repeatedly at a later time. You know, for research....

The crucial mistake here was getting the Hawaiian pizza. Pineapple on pizza is an affront to God and man. And maybe science as well. I’m not a scientist, it’s probably a safe bet that science hates it too.

Has anyone ever actually enjoyed the sound of another person whistling?

Per the article this is a very hard post to get. Maybe it is a prestige kind of thing so I don’t think they would feel like the Marine standing that post would feel they are being wasted. And all of it is part of that pomp and circumstance around high level government officials.

They are the Marines. When you do the kind of things they do, then you get to take yourself as seriously as you like. The same applies for the other branches as well.

DAMN RIGHT! No one heard me bitching when I released my explosive documentary movie “The Flat Earth and it’s devastating effect on your cat’s Urinary Tract Health”

Question. Which is Wakefield’s bigger sin? The bullshit, disproved, science paper he wrote that has caused all this anti-vax nonsense or the fact that due to said paper we all have to see/hear Jenny McCarthy talking about things?

That is what caused them all to fall apart I think. Just the amount of people needed to carry out the VAX/Chemtrail/Flat Earth/911 horseshit is staggering. Someone would eventually feel guilty and confess. By now one of these would conspirators would have had a deathbed confession and blown it wide open.

Why would ISIS attack the Republican convention? Those candidates are probably some of their best recruiting tools.

I expect that will come here at some point too. I have the same problem with some gift cards that get burn out over them dinging it for a few bucks every month. Crossfit is fine. However like any other franchise related business your mileage will vary I suspect.

Supporting 2 local industries on a regular basis. YOU are someone making America great again. :) I bet Trump doesn’t do that. Or if he does he probably gets pineapple on his pizza.

I would argue 34$ isn’t criminal. They set that price and apparently people are lining up to pay it. So much so you can’t get in. Paying 34$ to ride a bike indoors seems silly to me but what the hell do I know. I suppose if it gets people of the couch that isn’t a bad thing right?

I saw it yesterday. Why are we still being shown the origin stories of either of these guys? We all know them, and anyone that doesn’t wasn’t going to see this movie anyway.

I like it! Eddie is already a polyglot, I am sure he could pick up Venusian in no time.

I would like to propose a new term. It’s a step above “national treasure” and it’s called “planetary treasure” And Eddie is my vote for the first one nominated for it. Though I am not sure what is up with that outfit. Normally when he gets dressed up in lady clothes they are more stylish. He looks a bit like my aunt

It will. I get the same thing when I am out with my neice and I just ignore it. I think it speaks volumes about the people giving me the side eye though.