the jaguars have the best idea, a pool in the corner of the end zone. let me take a bath while taking a bath.

c’mon nothing is real in that area, it’s all about as genuine as the oakland athletics small market status. it’s as real as internet detectives completing total set ups to get people fired for minor confrontations.

thank you for this explanation.

I drove one back in college. A few times actually while the owner was too drunk or too full of cock to to continue partying until the early daylight, which was the expectation. it was as weird at the time as a 3 banger hyundai with not power steering to a teen who had been raised on acceptable, safe transportation.

give black twitter, the koon klux klan, the winners, for the most wypipo shit ever.

I’m still pissed about that koon klux klan story where the porsche annapolis dude Brett put out a hit on his surely difficult but deserves better than that, everyone does, using the idea that black people were mad online as pretext for why she had to go, when clearly no one else gives a crap about the nonsense black…

true beaters should be more mechanically simple, but the price is right to give it a go.

reminds me of the time black people were telling other black people about what being white was like, then getting mad when white people disagreed.

as an american it is your right to get your dick hard because the pussy is wer. as a jewish-american it is your right to transpose this basic hetero platonic ideal onto any subject matter suited for media representation such as august deadspin is suited for august football in all it’s augustness. now instead of all…

jesus may have been born on third, but he played shortstop for your sins.

ok but as black people like to say black people are constantly interacting with police. at least as much as twice as often as whites. so if 28 percent of the population is interacting with police at say, 3.5 times what the rest of the population is, then 55 percent of the police violence would actually mean that…

wouldn’t treating him like a black person mean firing the guy who treated him like a neighbor? there isn’t enough racism when black people can weaponize race to get somebody fired. literally not enough of what black people call racism.

Head coach is shocked there is fighting in these practices. shocked!

asking a waitress about a tip is like asking democrats about bashing white men.

Someone should send this to the Democrats.

we need some of those park slope bros to step in and baby dad this lady though.

she does the same thing with little kids assholes.

he’s one of those middle aged pussies who still plays video games and then goes and interferes with real life. thinking of course, like in a video game because he can it is ok, not just ok but moral, because it was designed that way. there is a real subconscious belief in a higher power that comes from playing that…

you can’t blame her for wanting to keep her place nice.

they know that most black people are theives or in some way in on the grift by trying to keep whites from prosecuting.