it’s not a miata it’s a maniata

my god, you just made me realize how conditioned i am for automatic lights, i haven’t thought about the lights on or off in a long time.... that’s not what I want though. I think it’s time to do something about the defroster. I say this because as the planet heats up, humidity is going to be up as well as temperature.…

CAFE standards alone? I don’t think that’s the world we live in, or the world we will live in so i am going to elide my answer by mentioning the possibility of foreign dumping of cars, once and I realize there is a trade war right now, they end the trade war with renegotiated tariffs including possibly dumping the…

that must be fresh oily asphalt. I am envious.

if horses more generally don’t care for circumstances and shit whenever they have to shit, do you think a Scottish pony is going to be any different? trust me, the Queen has seen and done things that are still highly classified. state secrets and all that.

like trash in the ocean, these are the tits of our lives.

shit never seems more expensive than when you have a little bit of money.

drop a straight 6 in there.

drop a straight 6 in there.

what in the name of Equanimeous Tristan Imhotep J St Brown is going on in Cleveland?

The Broncos are the Vikings of teams you actually have to give a shit about every so often. What is amazing is how quickly you forget about them every other time. They are always under the radar unless and even sometimes when they are highly favored.

this of course is black people’s choice, and you, like i sure as hell don’t want to argue with a black person it’s best to ignore them whenever you can.

for black people it is because watermelons are included in everything, and when everything is about race, watermelons are about race. for white people they are just watermelons.

it seems like black people of color have been on a decade quest to extra piss off white people don’t blame us if you don’t like the results of us being pissed off, be happy that you had an effect, and your efforts yielded what comes from pissed off white people.

Sarah Jeong is a joke, as long as she has a job donald trump has a point.

a bench seat.

folks should be careful anytime they see a bear in a Subaru, approach with caution some of those bears might be lesbians.

johnny b goode

white logic says 16.4 million black people voted. so 5 million of those votes going for Trump would be way more than 8 percent.

solo masturbation scenes are the only true feminism. what is this witless cuntery you are on about? arguing over a fucking movie for children? are you some kind of pedo?