Maybe it's just because I've still got the end of Justified stuck in my head, but Mustache-clone reminded me a lot of Boone from that show.

They apparently were going after Sonny Chiba, but that fell through. As great as he is I don't know that he would've been better than Glenn, though.

Like, gag me with a spoon

Freedom is more important than happiness. But hey, if you want me to hook you up with some soma…

"Bum your excuses! I'm going to have to do Secret Pissing Millionaire now!"