I was understating it for comedic effect, yes.

Since when is it forbidden to touch it? I’m muslim and I never heard of such thing... Also, I must repeat : pork is no kryptonite to us. Really. Save it for your lunch, it’d be of better use !

Hey Jim-Bob? Did you done did skin a mouse and hang it on my door?

I agree, but I tend to think of it more as a Doing Her Job side of the brain (instead of just $$$) and the human side of her brain.

I've got a friend who works for the office that represented James Holmes. They all celebrated when he got life instead of death. Some (like her) believe everyone deserves a fair trial. Some do it for the money. But most take humanity out of the equation and treat litigation as a game like monopoly or poker that you…

the room better look like this:

I think that a) it’s inappropriate to get involved with a job applicant and some disciplinary action should be taken, but b) that being said, depending on the nature of the ‘revealing white body suit’ it could be argued that she started the sexually suggestive conversation and that the ‘It would look better on your…

My only counter to that statement is this, how is it deserving of losing his job? Yes it is creepy. Yes it is inappropriate to some degree. It wasn’t illegal, and she didn’t work for him. He wasn’t married. How is this case a fire-able offense?

It’s like they don’t even understand how technology works...well, they understand just enough to be dangerously stupid.

Such a cute couple those two!

Beards all over the world.

that’s a great screen name

funniest damn thread I’ve read

Who’s a pretty baby!?! He is! Yes he is!

Thanks, nothing 20 years of therapy can’t fix. ;)

With the glare and heart thing in the background, he looks like a hunchback.

To be fair, that cat was a real sicko, and everyone knows that a cat will do anything up to and including ruining your life if you forget to give him wet food one day. A cat will literally plant evidence and make you go to jail forever to prove the point that the cat deserves wet food every night.

Between this Mark Salling news and the ever present inconceivable support on twitter today for Bill Cosby, here is a picture of my puppy to cheer everyone up.

The beef about Miley and cultural appropriation is valid and I agree. BUT, this thing about her not wearing any clothes REEKS of slut-shaming. Grown ass 23 year old has no reason to wear clothes if she doesn’t want to. Amber Rose is naked to pay the bills and we have nothing but love for her. Drag Miley for the…