I first read your username as AspieUnicornofTruth and that seems fitting here

Yes. Had facebook for 2 weeks back in 2009. Dark times.

I didn’t think it was a slight. I like the word. I am so non-typical it hurts sometime.

Boo, I want the cast from the series!

Nonverbal Learning Disorder is a milder condition than Aspergers so I might be borderline neurotypical BUT I would like to say that we nontypical people are the BEST social media posters. i put shit like, “look how big a glob of phlegm I just spit up!” that is the level of honesty people get with me. never a facade of…

“You neurotypicals”

Thoroughbred registries have strict rules about repeat names. You can’t reuse a name until a certain number of years after the horse’s death and the names of horses that are a certain amount of successful can’t be reused ever. Combine with the fact that there are thousands of TBs bred every year and yeah, you get some…

I thought you just stole everything that wasn’t nailed down? [/penal colony joke.]

My number one food pic pet peeve is people who serve meals on paper plates. The home cooked meal you made for your man really doesn't look impressive on a Dixie plate!

I love you. Your comment is amazing and perfect. Don’t worry about everyones fakeness, your realness is just right.

you are my favorite ever.

On behalf of neurotypicals, I’d like to apologize for those food pictures. I took photography for all 4 years in high school (you know, darkroom, developed my own film kind of stuff), so I can actually TAKE decent pictures. Most people cannot, ESPECIALLY with food. I have one friend who I love very dearly, but man oh…

Totally expected to see a bunch of Barbie yoga poses on little sand pyramids....

You come from the land down under? Where beer does flow and men chunder?

DIBS ON SENSITIVE PRINCE, EVERYONE. Now I just need to buy a horse. Or a fancy donkey.

Reminds me of that time someone posted a giant wad of cash they had and said they were at home, prompting some burglars to come over and steal it a little while later.

DEAR GOD!!!! Get her out of there. You can’t breath through plastic! Didn’t anyone tell her that plastic bags pose a suffocating danger?!?!!? I hope it isn’t too late.

As I was reading this, all I could think, “Wow, this is like what would happen if Regina George was around now had her own YouTube channel.”

That’s a hard 22. I would have guessed 28 at the youngest.

Well, this makes me wonder. When *does* one become an adult? Not legally, more like psychologically/spiritually. I’m 35 now, and I haven’t had an easy life, but I don’t think I’ve felt like an adult until really recently. And not all the time. This is the secret of life, right? You always feel like a teenager. I'm…