Here’s a lesson to sharpen you up:

6’7”, 280 lbs, size 15 shoe. Fuck these people who think they know what they’re talking about. It’s super hard to find clothes and shoes, even casual stuff. Shopping for work? Nigh impossible. Dress shirts? Forget it. Nothing is cut the right way, and it seems like everything is cut for either skinny giants or fat…

Meh. I’ve had annoying meals like that before. And honestly by #4 I would have said don’t bother because I couldn’t trust it at that point. It doesn’t seem ridiculous to want cooked eggs that are still warm on toasted english muffins.

Exactly. A Mark Darcy wannabe.

Jesus, is it the NAME? My most regrettable ex was a Scott too. With a similar wandering penis and addiction problem.

When you settle down with a guy who, although not royal or titled, calls himself Lord Disick is this really a surprise ? Also, I think they’re both somewhat stunted emotionally, it just manifests in different ways. Neither one is going to be winning anything other than douchebag awards.

Yeah, kinda maybe sometimes.

Many, many years ago my sister and I were single chick roommates and she had a boyfriend (who turned into her first husband but they didn’t have kids so we can pretend he Never Happened) and we - the boyfriend and I - finally told her we were not comfortable with her leaving the bathroom…

This makes me sad. I liked them together and it’s always sad when a family breaks up.

Are you Sammi from Jersey Shore?? Dude, you are soooo much better off without Ronnie, I promise.

Way to be, person. Calling other women sperm dumpster kinda blows up any righteous anger you might have about this guy, dontcha think? Jesus.

Was his name possibly Kyle instead? I had a boyfriend at 21 who secretly sold coke the whole time I was with him, and he cheated on me pretty certainly, with a female coke customer who stopped by one night after I was already in bed.

They may not change, but the ability to be a player doesn’t last forever. My coworker’s ex-husband was a Scott Disick type. A long-time lothario, when he died last month, he was a washed-up cad, charmless and 100 percent alone. At a certain age, these guys turn into pervy, creepy jokes. They’re usually too arrogant to…

That’s what I’m here for- population control.

all the male characters on this show get away with the image that they are hapless participants being overrun by the women in this family. all of them choose to be on it and all of them make money being there. they are all calculating, not just kris jenner and her daughters. each one who chooses to be on that show has…

I’ve been dating a charming cute guy. He is like half that guy and half like, someone you really could settle down with and I’ve never known if I could trust him or not. Turns out I basically couldn’t but I really fought for it and I got burned. If I ever hung with him for like, a week, I’d be really surprised this…

ugh, what a dirt bag!

Ugh, I dated I guy like this, right down to the name Scott. He was so funny and charming and ate my pussy like his life depended on it, but was also soooooo bad.

I went to college with a gorgeous guy. Stupid gorgeous, total bohemian type (but hygenic). After a lot of hanging out and whatnot, we had a minor one-time liasion of sorts. Later, I found out he had a girl who may or may not have been a girlfriend. Years later, long after he moved away, social media brought him…

I have never watched this show... But I cannot help but to always feel bad when a person is left by their significant other with children to take care of... At least kourtney is wealthy enough to have people to have help her but damn it always suck...

“If this really is the end of Scott’s tenure on KUWTK, I’m genuinely going to miss him.”