Haha thank you! It’s a good choice - its this precious little lady's name! She doesn't know I pretend to be her on the internet though

Scott’s reliably watchable, but I gotta say...

As I said to someone else, I believe the boys story because the girl seems like the type to lie to get others in trouble.

I stopped watching that show. I just got fed up with Kourtney’s enabling behavior. I know you love him, but sometimes you need to let someone go. I think it has helped him to stay in denial longer. It must be awful for his kids to have such an unstable parent. I know she will always be attached to him b/c they have…

This seems like the right place to drop this confession: I accidentally gave birth to the Kardashians. Like, we planned our shit out and had intent to be playing calming music, but labor went on a really long time, I wound up getting the epidural, and I really needed to watch something distracting. So somehow…

As an infertile, I give her props for keeping it real. This whole Mother Earth, every time I puke it is awesome narrative only hurts women.

You may be right - I do make sure that people actually WANT advice because I understand there are rules about not giving ‘unsolicited advice’ (which personally I don’t get because if someone knows more about something than me it seems silly to avoid the advice simply because you think you know better. Like I have not…

I say this all of the time but anyone who thinks Scott is charming, or somehow more tolerable than the Kardashians is an idiot.

I used to feel that way too, but some people really take comfort in being able to be open with their mourning. I have a friend that gave birth to a stillborn last year, and she has been VERY open about her mourning process. She said to me that it felt so unfair that she a) had to give birth to her dead son and b) then…

Last night is the first time I noticed it. Even the color was wrong. Maybe Margulies is having a feud with her wigs so she filmed the show bald and they just CGI’d it in later.

Her hair is naturally black and extremely curly. She has described it as “too Jewish” for Alicia and for a governor’s wife. Getting her actual hair to look like Alicia’s hair everyday would take hours, so it’s apparently to save time. But not money. Her wigs are supposedly about $10,000 a piece.

Especially when they’re featured as “First Family” in a magazine that once recommended the following sex tips:

YES.

There is an argument to be made that they are not “utterly inconsequential.”

I’ve never seen any of the Kardashian shows (I think I saw a sneaker ad with Kim and Kris once?), so I have no personal stake in the War of Kardashian Independence. But I will confess this: the deep, bubbling, effervescent joy I feel when watching people LOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS about this family is profound. It’s…