Daniel Cleaver springs to mind.

Hugs to you! I know it hurts but you are well rid of this guy. My guy hack is to find one who doesn’t have an army of dudebro friends.

Some people are just like that. My husband likes to talk when on the toilet. I used to shower while my housemate bathed in the same room. meh.

I think some people do it because you have five strangers up there during labour, and some women find that requires maintenance.

I think I really like you.

https://www.poets.org/poetsorg/text/…

I have very few ‘mommy’ friends, because my self-identity is no where near Loving Wife and Mother and is based around Moral Human and Lover of Art and Culture.

beat poetry is an underrated art form!

its the only way to wash some dogs.

I was not allowed to go to friends' houses if there was a male older than me in the house until I was 12.

The funny thing is if you look at me my arms look proportionately short, but because the rest of me is so long, they are long too. :( I'm built on a different scale.

I have not, thank you!

I hate my name. Not my burner name, I hate my real name. Its a common name spelt annoyingly, and I am sick of spelling it. It doesn’t suit me and I would never name anyone that name spelt that way.

You are so lucky, I don’t know anyone who hasn't had to cut out something.

Can they send you things? I live in Melbourne and I wear Ziera shoes because some styles fit me and they are just lovely to wear, even if not the prettiest. Also they have 30day back guarantee. I would recommend trying them on. they are a bit pricey but the last forever.

JACKETS ARE THE DEVIL.

Poor Little Who.

Oh hell yes:

So annoying, do you spell really fast to get it over with and then they don’t hear you and its awkward? that’s what happens to me.

I loved Richard Scarry!