my children are wild children who have been known to..... gulp.....eat various insects that are actually harmless. But it is still disgusting. Never seemed to hurt them though.

....yes.....a long skirt....

Bahaha! 'Its bat country!"

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do I get ungreyed? lol.

Oh so true.

Actually he was as gentlemanly as one can be who is negotiating very sensitive territory with tweezers and antiseptic spray.

grateful thanks friend, grateful thanks.

Ug! Well this green ant left a pimple like thing that my ex had to squeeze...... mortifying!

I am waiting for someone I know to unmask me any minute - I have told this story a few times, to be sure.

Its funny cos I was LISTENING to The Doors at the time, and if I was not still friends with one of the housemates who can verify the story, I would honestly think I had smoked too much weed that day and had entered a spiritual realm where my desire to connect with Jim Morrison was actualised by a real lizard.

Those who believe will believe. I told my truth. Some probably still think I am a blindfolded backyard masturbating freak.

I once sat on a green ant and it bit me in a place usually reserved only for lovers.

bahahah! have you ever seen a legless lizard? sometimes they have little stumps, lol.

bahaha! oh I grew up in country NSW and I used to play around some old pine trees. I remember going inside and my dad suddenly whacking the top of my hair to hit one of the biggest huntsman spiders known to man on to the ground. thing was as big as a saucer.

lol I’m one of those people who would rather have a good story and an unpleasant experience than the other way around.

Lizards may have fraternities. It was a dudebro lizard for sure.

Thank you.

I absolutely did. Total perv.

....And he was getting pretty cosy.