I don't know what you're talking about....no really...

30% of my over 30, graduate degreed friends own a house. About 10% of my over 30 friends who have children own a house. House owning is a luxury here. The expectation of house ownership is un unmitigated stressor. Don’t let it steal your youth.

You know that makes sense, but this was at the Espie which I don’t think has/had pokies.

Maybe tinder wrecked random acts of prostitution too.

I sincerely hope my drunk self would have charged more than $25. Mind you, it was the noughties and the economy was different then.

.....mascara under the eyes, pack of cigarettes that you never saw before in your bag and you should stink. The next day you have at least one bruise on your shin and a number written on a coaster with a keno pencil and an illegible name.

“Ms Jennifer “Extended Narrative of Sadness” Aniston married Justin “Last Hope” Theroux today in an intimate ceremony. She wore a mermaid style gown encrusted in hopes, dreams and fulfilment.”

I’m 35 and spent my 20’s in Melbourne bars being that weird girl who danced front and centre first. Binge drinking was a serious business and I would go out 4 nights a week.

He should meet my parents. Mine ‘dumped’ to simplify their lives. They didn’t want an embarrassing daughter with a disability.

If you make a commitment to refrain from humping inanimate objects you will find that you get on better with security guards, wax museum attendants and people who own fancy cars.

Nice, intelligent, well meaning people are chocolates in a box for abusive men.

She should ship it. ‘Moon in a bowl’.

Kangaroos have the unique ability to get pregnant, check the weather, decide that its not a good time to have a baby and just put the baby on hold in utero until its a better day for the mother kangaroo.

Thanks.

This is what kills me about this:

Humour and disability do co-exist.

Anyone who has a disability and who is high functioning encounters a paradox of knowing that they represent a section of the population with the same disability BUT also present a ‘whitewashed’ display of what people with the disability can do. We can then be seen as heroic because we had so much to overcome to get…

Yoko’s tweet is a riddle.

I had a friend at university who was blind. We used to eat lunch together a lot. I would say things like “Don’t you see?” and then stop in horror.