Nope. Even so, if the Dad was able to visually identify that the guy was drunk, or if the guy was drunk enough to cry about how he was screwed because he was drunk, I think the guy was pretty shit faced. Also, breathalyzers are not automatic. I have been in a wreck before and the cop didn't check me. If you can…

This. I oppose the death penalty but if my wife was murdered and it was up to me I would request that the murderer have his skin pealed off while being simultaneously boiled alive in a bucket of oil. Thankfully, the decision wouldn't be mine to make because I would be coming from a place of complete irrationality.

Errr...do a lot of people answer yes? I drank quite a bit when I was young but I never drove drunk. Not once.

Zelda is a Jewish name. It is basically a short nickname for Griselda. Robin wouldn't be out of place compared to that.

Now I know what Sloth did prior to his adventures with the Goonies.

I would love it if it could be that way in America. But there is already approximately 300,000,000 civilian guns in the USA and a culture of people who are obsessed with them like some people are obsessed with cars.

I only have 1 firearm. A little 9mm. I only bring it out to go to the range every 6 months or so to practice using it. If my door were being kicked down my first thought would be to arm myself with it. I am not a Rambo (I would be scared shitless), I am not a loon with an arsenal (I have one small pistol).

What are the alternatives for the name? I would like to put in the Washington Human Beings.

"down" isn't how I'd describe riding off into the sunset with almost a billion dollars from the sale of an NBA franchise

It isn't. People are dumb. Also, dominoes isn't calling it a chicken crust pizza.

As far as I can tell, Dominoes is calling this "Specialty Chicken" not chicken crust pizza. Nothing weird here. Just chicken parm.

Exactly. This is not weird - just chicken parm with toppings. People are dumb. Additionally, for diabetics and people watching carbs this is a pretty damn convenient meal.

I don't get why people think this is crazy. It is basically a chicken Parmesan with a few toppings.

Nutritionally it is not really that bad if eaten as a meal. The carb count is really low and 3 servings (12 pieces) only puts 510 calories into your body and with all of the fat and protein one would feel very satiated after consuming it. This is a pretty decent meal for diabetics who are in a hurry or for…

Damn how did I forget about fried pickles? I vote that we replace the stars in the confederate flag with fried pickles, fried okra, fried green tomatoes, and sweet tea that could induce a diabetic coma (we will leave that to the artist to depict). Southerners who agree say aye.

Really? I am from Georgia as well and I have eaten them my whole life. You are missing out. If you make them add something spicy to the batter. The further I have ventured away from GA the less restaurants I have found that serve them.

As a Southerner I move that we adopt fried green tomatoes or okra as our symbol. After all we are one of the few cultures on Earth that make vegetables bad for you.

That is probably true - especially in the countryside. However, if you are able to afford a home you are probably not making $7.25-$16 per hour and working at a car plant unless your spouse is making about the same (though you could make the mortgage payments you will have a hard time getting a mortgage with decent…

I have lived in Florida, Atlanta, and Mississippi. The cost of living is lower, but not so low that it offsets the lower income that you make when compared to my experiences up North. My last apartment in Mississippi rented for $999 per month, no utilities included. Similar apartments in Maryland (known for having…