The asshat was fired & the team and the owner apologized. More than once. Move on already. Sheesh...

I would expect something like this from say Albom or Plaschke but I’m actually surprised a writer as good as Pierce would log on with such a shithead take.

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

Of course not. Taubman was wrong and the Astros handled it poorly. And...? It’s over and there’s baseball to be played. I don’t think most folks care.

I just did the deal to upgrade your Xbox Live Gold deal to Game Pass Ultimate for $2. Bought 3 years worth at costco and locked it in for 3 years, haven’t regretted it.

Poor dude's only seen 27 championships.

Oh fuck this noise. He got to see the 1927 Yankees in person and probably twenty something titles. Probably bitched about Torre not doing well enough as a manager because he was an Ital. 

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

Your lede is bad and you should feel bad. Frankly the only gift in this is that his wreck affected no one other than himself. 

Shitty gift or deserved gift?

If you are anything other than over/folder/away, you’re doing it incorrectly:

folder here. scrunching comes with the risk of insufficient coverage

“Which might seem surprising, given that it’s been directed by the guy who made the Hangover trilogy and Due Date. To be fair, those movies weren’t funny either.”

Yeah, baseball doesn’t work that way. You don’t get to just pencil in W’s because one team has the better pitcher. Pitchers have off games all the time. Bats cool down inexplicably all the time. Well struck balls find gloves. Slow rollers buy runners just enough time. Umpires develop questionable strike zones.

Disagree that the A’s are chum. Baseball is funny. They could beat Houston in a microscopic five game sample.

It’s not for charging other phones, it’s for charging the air pods you have to use now that you don’t have a headphone jack, or for the apple watch that doesn’t have enough battery life to last all day when it’s a year old.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

I guess all that money couldn’t buy him into the octogenarian club.

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Christ, get on with your day already. There’s more important hills to die on.