The Knights of the Round Summon is going to take an hour and a half to watch the full animation, and you won’t be able to button through.

You haven’t’ finished Outer Wilds?

You could buy a used 2017-2018 Audi A6 Premium Plus that will accommodate two car seats in the back for that price.

I was under the impression that the Browns hashtag was #dp

Raiders Future Bet

Never Eat Sour Watermelon!!!

‘The nuts” is when you have the best possible hand for that round of play. Flopping “the nuts” means that the the dealer has just put down the first three community cards and you have the best possible hand with the two cards you have in the hole (in your hand), without needing the next two community cards. No matter…

Why are people expecting movies that are based off a book that was not scary, to be scary?

Stupid bird! I should have never put you in charge!

I do this annually to this day. God, I love that game. 

I guess all that money couldn’t buy him into the octogenarian club.

They laid off 155 corporate employees at the Grapevine, Texas Headquarters this week. Every one of those employees was “Corporate”, including HR, Management, and Real Estate divisions.

Christ, get on with your day already. There’s more important hills to die on.

Man, I’m dating myself here.

As a 32 year old, who I assume has some sports knowledge, you should know who Phi Slamma Jamma is. It was a UofH mens basketball team that pretty much redefined the play of basketball to the above the rim game you enjoy so much today.

This guy was the superintendent for Onalaska, TX, which is about 100 miles from the Houston Texans Stadium. I understand it’s closest NFL franchise is Houston, but my point is rather...this guy is East Texas and that shit still flies is East Texas.

Roasted.

Everything resets every loop, except your ship’s computer.

Oh man, is she going to love end game Deep Bramble...