I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles.

Remember when all of your problems could be solved by throwing down a banana peel, causing your opponent to comically spin out behind you, leading you to victory and temporarily broken friendships?

Ironic how the colors of the Nintendo and Xbox console play so well with one another, with little to no sign of Sony...

A lose-lose deal for everyone!

A lose-lose deal for everyone!

A Beginners Guide to Mastodon:

I also had to throw out an entire batch of soup because there was too much blood in it.

Who was the last team that the Cleveland Browns actually won a game against?

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The entire first season of Seinfeld is unwatchable.

I always found the Toybox Killer worse.

This review seems strangely similar to the IGN article I read the other day by Filip Miucin...

“To the fact that mommy didn’t care!”

ummmm

Please someone explain this to me. I promise I am looking for rationale thought and not being a troll.

Did they burn your clothes in their giant oven?

I can’t believe I am going to say this, but I also agree with Todd Haley. He pretty much voiced the opinion that the practices are bullshit and soft, and resting players is bullshit for a team that hasn’t won a game in years and Hue pretty much said “I don’t care, this is my team”.

Stupid, sexy Flanders.

Dun, dun, dun, dun, another one bites the dust.

What might not suck: I can’t believe Josh Gordon has to come back to play for THIS team. This team IS a relapse. It’ll never get better.

Why don’t we stop issuing warnings and let natural selection do its thing?