I’d take it on PC, or a remaster on PS4. Their is a market here!

Dash cams don’t record when the car isn’t running, and I’m assuming it wasn’t running when the car got shit on so that wouldn’t have helped.

Oh, thank god. I only read the headline. I’m done here.

Before you ever start drinking, make sure you know exactly how many you’re going to have

I read “tap your waitress”.

Owen Wilson is the Joker?

Did you really not know that people are coming to this country in droves specifically to steal your children and bring them back to their native countries?

“Islam is traced patrilineally. I am a Muslim if my father is Muslim. In that sense, it is undeniable that Barack Obama was born a Muslim”

Well, Deena sleeps with children, so...

“Islam is not a religion. It’s a violent blood cult, okay?” said 68-year-old veteran Hoyt Wood. “All they know is violence, that’s all they know.”

And she supports government handouts! She seems to dumb to even get this republican thing right. And that's saying something.

For fuck’s sake people. I can’t even offer anything besides that because there’s no arguing with these type of people. Literally ANY study, ANY report, ANY info at all that you could try to show them to counteract what they believe and they just dismiss it as being untrue “because”.

“I like him because he’s a businessman,” said North Carolinian Linda Wilkerson. “He does what he says he’s going to do. I’ve seen him lose a ton of money and bounce back. We’re in terrible financial debt. I hope he can bail us out.”

I’ve personally found that being white in America is a pretty sweet deal. I’m always puzzled as to how these folks can’t grasp that.

Because you hate fun.

There’s a mod for that. Also: staves!

I guess you missed that bit on top. You, know, the one where it says

I used to deliver pizzas in the snow and at least half the people would say “yeah, hate you’re having to drive in this,” and then not tip.