Traffic stops should not receive the death penalty.  

That’s not a mistake. They released a special edition penny that depicts Lincoln as he looked at the end of his 2nd term.

Your skateboard probably doesn’t really have 3.2hp. They’re probably talking about some sort of peak startup kw, not actual output. Or it goes 70mph? I suppose some do. 

How does cop butt taste like?

Mad Mike is gone but the Earth is still a-round...

I’ll see myself out

I think I may have relayed this story to you at the Jalopnik meet-up in Austin, but I once owned a pink car. The problem was, on account of being colorblind, I didn’t know it for three months.

Didn’t even wait for the pictures to load. Didn’t yet read the article. Saw the headline, scrolled as fast as I could to the CP button.

Insurance companies hate him for this trick.

Here’s your side by side proof that old is better.

The interior looks like it has a peanut allergy and it just drove through the Jiffy factory. 

<whispers> They also already have a Mustang.

I love the number of people on here from snowy climates who have allseasons and everyone starts their argument as “They not that bad”. That’s like starting an argument with your wife saying “You’re not that ugly” Either she is or she isn’t.

Counterpoint:

You are wrong. All seasons are bad at every season. Winter tires keep you safe when the temps drop below freezing. Its not just the tread pattern or depth but the compound used in winter tires.

And as someone who worked FOH and BOH, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to use consumer grade equipment in that capacity. And on that large a scale, I’m not a big enough piss baby to pass on the economic and social externalities onto the public with this level of waste.

Hey failing Jalopnik, maybe have a look this. Seems to me like you can absolutely buy a Renault still! True, the A/C doesn’t work and the paint is faded. But in the case of France, they’d love nothing more than for every US citizen to live without air conditioning and shiny paint. “Engine has a rod knock and will need…

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

10/17/2018: Jeff Bezos buys old Rangie for shits and giggles