“da big car more safer than da small car bekoz da big car is biggder dan da small car eeeeeeeee”

Look for DeSantis’ new “Don’t Say Hurricane” bill coming soon!

Oh come on. We all know that's not true. Your identity is directly tied to the 9000lb death machine you drive. I just hope the next time your kids are pedestrians (do you let them out of the house?) they don't encounter an inattentive driver with your attitude. Otherwise instead of rolling over the hood they'll roll…

Millenials, some of which are now 40, only hold 4.8% of all wealth.

Why, does that make you loose empathy? 

Get some help

Wait until he realizes that his kids are sometimes pedestrians, and that 9000 lb blind spot shows him what “the crumple zone is everything else” actually means.

When it comes to running into stuff, small cars today normally out perform big cars. It’s when they get run into that they suck. And the split between single vehicle fatal accidents and mult-car fatal accidents are about 50/50.

fuuuuuuck youuuuuuu

-“Eff everyone else’s kids.”

Surprising no one, Christine has at least three DUIs, including felonies.

More like “Because we crammed twice as many people on this plane than should be legal or acceptable, this plane is now overweight. Some of you get off, better luck next time.”

Somehow I don’t think that’s going to be an issue for him. Maybe a story for the nephews.

He sounds like an asshole with poor fiscal decision making.

“He was also pretty efficient at dodging journalists’ questions regarding body recovery. In response to a question about the casualties, Mauger insisted its a dicy environment.”

Look at that, this is what happens when you *don’t* cheap out on the submarine. You don’t get crushed like an empty beercan.

And in news getting significantly less coverage:

I never dreamed I’d be Team Zuckerberg in anything.

Zuckerberg is definitely up for it and I can’t wait for Musk to totally chicken out and say he was just joking and then pretend it never happened.

prompts were “raised by wolves intro” “green” and “looks like dogshit”