Ya know I thought about that after I started but was too lazy to do a Stat grab elsewhere. But Totally a better comparison.... wait are the Rimacs really out doing stuff or just getting burninated on Top Gear?

I guess my whole thought is... if you are gonna produce vaporware? Atleast make it reasonable right? Like this:

Idea : World class electric car

Current Insane Electric Car : Model S P100D
Weight: 4941 lbs
Top Speed: 155mph
588 HP at the wheels.
2 electric motors

So you wanna hear something weird about that? The office Building I used to work in had like, 5+ floors above us with all sorts of Federal Judges and nonsense in it. If you went to the bottom most floor of their ‘stack’ ? You were greeted with a lobby of security officers, bullet proof glass, and this is after the…

What a kick-ass reply, Admiral sir.

i got 1/2 way through before i was like “Oh shit, he’s not being wordy, he’s being punny. I fucking like this guy

hunted all through the comments to find this exact thing i was thinking.

Nailed it.

pi really like what you did there.

going to be re-telling this joke for generations. thank you.

You and Your Fiance’ stay strong =), and don’t let anyone tell you you got the ‘easy’ cancer, because that’s like saying you’re running an ‘easy’ Ironman. Glad your back on the horse(power), taking your (auto)mobility back one day at a time!

You are awesome and thanks for sharing something so personal, and for helping…

Yea man, It’s pretty much what I did with my crown vic. Bought for 2700, $400 re-spray, and sold for $2400 like 3 years later. Lost a little on it, but it had this noise that literally NO mechanic could figure out so I assumed it was going to be expensive. Sold it to a mechanic so win win win.

Ya know, that makes a lot of sense.

Small dog syndrome is pretty hilarious.

Zebras and Beer.

My man I think we just figured out a really badass zoo.

We can call it Stripes.... wait... StripeTease. There we go.

ya know, I wanna meet the poorest person invited to this event just to see if they are mildly relate-able.

Nah, I don’t go to the zoo to see 100 zebras with ‘unique’ 1 of 1 stripes, so I DEFINITELY don’t go to the car version of that. Rather be at a zoo with 100 animals.

Actually, free the animals in general, but like let’s be realistic I needed a good analogy.

Yea, I’m over here wondering if my wife would leave me if I bought this.

I’m also wondering if it’s big enough to hold all my thangs.

HAHAHAHA Ya know I kinda wonder if that’s what people think but i think i have to have a license just to scoot.

Doesn’t help that I’m HUGE on it and look like a goofer.

Yea, I was always a tad nervous in the vic because I know the criteria for ‘impersonating an officer’ always seemed really subjective based on the officer... and like the implications if I were ‘caught’ doing that are insane. I never even came close to acting like that, but now that the whole world doesn’t trust…

I had a vic and waved at all other vics, I figured that way the cops were like “Well He’s nice AND drawing attention to himself. He’s fine.” instead of the “Lets make sure hes not up to no good” follow that i got on occassion.

Dude, I Ride a scooter as my daily and my weekend chores and the SCOOTER waves are a real thing.

It’s more to say “HEY YOU ARE ALIVE I AM ALSO I HOPE YOU SURVIVE TRAFFIC IS SO EFFING SCARY WHY DO WE DO THIS? HAVE A GOOD DAY”

But it’s worth it. I love scootering.

Any time the biggest dogs show up at any less than biggest dogs event it’s always super fun!