The Stride Mothers have been busy with placemats because they don't understand placeholders that do not pay.

Happy Birthday!! I got you an upvote!!

Woot!! I'm a real girl!!

Unintentionally prefect!!

So I rarely blog about teevee, but y'all can help me understand the X-Files baby thing, if you care to!! I totally missed that story line… http://blog.askyermom.com/2…

It always seemed like a "strategy" to me.

Why not?

#TrollingForDownvotes…

Who?

That wasn't him, was it?? Oh. It was him. Neverind!!

I think the rest of them like sex more than statistics…

She wouldn't even mind if he would just keep it fucking clean!!

DAHLING, would you help me with this lava rock necklace??

Last night we watched four episodes of Corden's Carpool Karaoke with the kids. I'm still smiling!! Have some Elton John: https://youtu.be/nblf7Yw4jys

I guessed "For The Loss."
[ashamed face]

My favorite bit is him dancing on the treadmill with all the gusto!!

Mia Farrow is a good follow? [puzzles] Carrie Fisher (and her dog) is a pretty good follow, but I think sometimes she is completely stoned or letting the dog type…

Also, I solved it: http://blog.askyermom.com/2…

I'm sorry I missed it!! There's a Sam Bee article in the trendy box right now…

I'm pretty sure they heard us groan all the way in mythical Portland.