Not as problematic as KK's placenta snacks!!

ym your mom's mustache.

Matthew!! Quit yelling at your mother!! Unless it's encouragement!!

Thanks!! That's exactly the encouragement I needed!!

I know, but I didn't know about the vertebra, so I'm happy. I can't wait for an occasion to use, "Well swivel my atlas!!"

I think they should have just kept it going, "Oops, I should have said U.S.A., I mean Guatemala, I mean Chile!! Etc. forever.

Happy Birthday!! I spent last Monday in roughly the same situation. Walmart has a spot cleaner machine for a very reasonable $70. It's almost worth the trip to Walmart when you have so much barf already!!

I'm pretty sure I had to go to the video store and rent Barbarella to finally watch it.
[feels suddenly very sad about the video store]

Thanks!! The youngest younguns are teens, and my littlest angel is a fan of AHS, so I just don't worry about gore any more :)

We started with three episodes of "Jessica Jones" last night with most of the family. Some of the younguns were briefly dismayed by the brief scenes of avid hetero sex, but other than that it was 100% fun!!

It's in French, so different, vive le difference!!

Yesterday I passed a geezer who was literally singing in the rain. After that I started singing in the rain too, because, fuck it!!

The rippinest roarinest fightinest man
https://youtu.be/Y7sPvWrL6KY

AND Steve Irwin started the undying trend of every nature dude having a berserk manner and out-sized Australian accent.

Happy Birthday!! Is your liver 40 yet?

Okay, okay. Not EvErYtHiNg!!

Oh, hey, I have no idea if this is true for anyone else, but it's worth checking. Fios HBO here is currently offering every series ever complete for on-demand viewing to subscribers (I guess only subscribers). I mean, it's EVERYTHING; Deadwood, Six Feet Under, all of it. Many shows are only there until the end of the…

This just makes me want to watch Drowning Mona again.

Yer on my list, muggle!!

It's no use. I'm pretty sure she'd just calf.