I like to think that "beems" is the happy-go-lucky version of @beema :)

I like how this has 666 comments.

Jesus. My kingdom for a fucking chapstick.

Thanks!! I was meaning to read that.

I had never heard of it until I went to see a documentary about Gertrude Berg. She was quite the pioneer and such a character. http://www.imdb.com/video/i…

Yes. MUPPETS: the very worst idea.

So this 2 o'clock chat should go well, eh?

Picked up my kid in a Jaguar
Dropped him off in a Mercedes Benz..
Taking my McLaren in stride!!

Pish. All moms have Subsequent McLarens.

Not as good as real mom.

Yah. I feel like this is a good weekend to have a cold.

I agree. I've been reading so much vitriol all week from everyone, I'm just waiting for all of them to calm down and get back to their compassionate seats. That's why my blog is all diversions this week. Time out, yall.

Great photo for #WorldToiletDay!!

What's on tonight here? Nuthin!! I'm taking dad on a mystery date.

Dad is still catching up on Netflix and has left me behind. I think his recaps for me are worthy of transcribing.

Then there was They

I didn't like Her, but he was great.

And old enough to really appreciate the musical choices in shows like "The Leftovers."

Yup. My identity calved. It was… uncomfortable.

I have made my peace with it, like collard greens.