Don't worry. You're getting older now.

Pizza shoes!! That's all I have to add!!

Thanks for pointing that out, MS!! On Royal Pains, nobody gets tortured or burned or zombified or eaten or even made more than mildly uncomfortable but once per episode.

Every time he insisted that his family will stay with him, that's what I thought too. It's nice to feel clever about a hideous fictitious death!!

I'm so glad she got to do more than just be statuesque in this episode. All that trembling!! She's so great!!

Love it!!

It really is revolting in every direction, I don't think politics have to even be included in the gross-out.

Jacob is never going to last.

I know of at least one dad who is better equipped to accept his transitioning son-in-law because of Jenner and that interview. That's not bad!!

My cool logistical observation is that it's a wonder with all the traveling these folks do that we don't lose a prominent comedian or two every year. Accidents suck.

So next we'll have a reality show about reality show producers psyching each other out. On an island roof top…?

I watched it and I'm ready to watch it again.

Apparently his music is #1 to fall asleep to. Really!!

PSA: When you rent a place in what's called "4X4 North Carolina" you may have to drive ten miles on the obstacle beach.

They have to keep him going so that he can spout all the worst dialogue!!

I imagine you flounced when you typed that.

I'm so proud of you!!

Give a kid a shoe and he limps for a day. Teach a kid to soft shoe…? Is that your point?

Tears in the rain…

Hey kids!! Thanks for putting up with me, if you do. Sometimes moms gotta geez!!