As a traditionalist, I'm just glad the Cup will stay in its ancestral homeland for another year.

To think we would get Endgame, the big Night King battle, and a game 7 Toronto loss all in the same week.

Gallant looks like a villain in a 90's action flick, so I automatically side with him.

Exactly! I grew up a KC Royals, Chiefs, and Cubs fan. Sure, they have had successes in the last 5 or so years, but I grew up without a team that never got close to a championship and I still stuck by them because thats what real fans do

You have a Cup and a Super Bowl, both somewhat recent, and it’s warm all the time. You know what? Fuck you, pal. 

No, he wanted some company.

The Rays exceed expectations almost every year and made a World Series in 2008! I don’t know how these Tampa fans think they’ve earned the “woe is me” treatment 

Avoid the Presidents’ Trophy like the plague.

Were you not alive in 2004?

Clearly is is important to be Gritty in the playoffs...

This team proved they were Charmin-soft in the ECF last season, and it’s only carrying over now. They remind me of the Boudreau Capitals that got Halak’d in 2010.

Y’all have won both a Stanley Cup and Super Bowl in the last ~16 years

“I shed no tears for you” - Mets, Jets, Nets and Islanders fan who has seen 0 titles in his life.

The Blue Jackets appear to have caught Lightning in a bottle. Ok, that’s lame, but I’m a Caps fan, so I don’t care. 

CBJ only played 21 games after the trade deadline. They had to integrate Duchene and Dzingel and get Panarin and Bob’s heads back into this season. Everything seems to have gelled at just the right time.

They look like toast because they’re playing like they smell it.

[Rob Thomas looks at the score]

Bailing the Bruins out of cap hell, and letting Chia be his worst self with that Reinhart trade. And the Strome/Eberle trade. Chia really was everyone’s favorite crutch. To think we could have even seen a Hammer/Hall trade is even more insanity. Chia is worse than Garth ever was.

Whoopie, Islanders puns...  This is Goring to be great...