I am very excited for this to fail to live up to sales expectations and cause the company to go under.

The most hilarious part of the failure of MKT is the extra commercial time the network had to give to stations to make up for the terrible ratings.

Alexa show me an empathy vacuum.

I mean, It’s an ostrich with it’s head in the sand, yeah?

Regular reminder that everytime square enix releases some hot garbage in the west while keeping the SaGa series MIA gives me an absolute rage stroke.

The good news is that the Islanders are beating the shit out of the penguins.

So the American flag is a unassailable symbol that we must honor at all times unless we want to show just how much we love the taste of boots, apparently. 

FUCKING FINALLY.

Cool country we’ve got here. Totally normal.

I do support depp erasure. 

I’m shocked that the racist old white lady doesn’t think racism is bad.

This shit was infuriating to broadcast. 

Spoiler alert: capitalism is bad.

Good. Fuck those fascist bootlickers who were offended. 

C.B. Cebluski is apparently tired of cosplaying as Akira Yoshida and decided to try on a Neville Chamberlain costume.

I sincerely hope that once Matthews‘s RFA years are up he asks the leaves not to trade him and walks in the off-season to sign with the Coyotes for less money.

That’s a hard fuck no.

Imagine your franchise sucking so hard you have to milk nostalgia from the city you stole the team from. 

Love to give stations extra local commercial time in shows that get good ratings to make up for the relative worthlessness of the local breaks in MKT’S ratings.