A big part of this is that it’s the first expansion draft after the implementation of the salary cap plus the advent of no move clauses.

Our only comfort is that one day we will die and this team will no longer be able to hurt us.

Capitalism is bad. But since we’re stuck with it maybe developers should spend less on shit literally no one asks for or notices. Looking at you ‘animating every individual hair on lara’s head.’

Maybe don’t animate every stand of hair next time? That’ll save a few dollars right there.

The problem is a tidy profit isn’t good enough for the executives. The ceo’s 4th yacht isn’t gonna buy itself.

I’m very excited to see which blue chip player they trade for a sack of magic beans this year.

I’m sure he’s perfectly happy playing in Edmonton.

At this point I almost want them to relocate if only to free me from this prison of hate and depression.

It was a negotiation. That’s why they got the 8 years they wanted and he gets 12.5 million a year.

My dude he was an RFA. Every GM in the NHL can sign him to an offer sheet but Edmonton would be able to match.

Yeah I’m sure the oilers were going to give him a bridge deal. Right.

I mean he really didn’t have any good options to do otherwise.

Deadweight like :::checks notes::: Jordan Eberle and Taylor Hall....

My favorite mcdavid highlight is always gonna be his reaction to Edmonton winning the draft lottery. At least mcdavids exile is proof that the draft lottery isn’t rigged.

Fucking hell im a Syracuse fan and I don’t even want to meet the Syracuse football team. Get some better dreams fake-a-wish kid.

As I’ve said before, I’ll believe it when it’s in my hands.

Multiple SaGa announcements or we riot.

As much as I agree with the old man yells at cloud take on physical media being more permanent, I’m also an old man with limited space. So shrug.

That’s some galaxy brain shit right there.

My dude can lick whomever he likes so long as they keep losing and the Lightning can go into the next series well rested for whichever demon-spawn emerges from the seventh circle of hell.