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His body neither corpses nor withers; it regenerates every 30 years. Being on that show, though, is likely very similar to living in a nest papier-mached from your own bile.

MIA is not American. I don’t know why we continue to expect her to frame her viewpoints or experiences as if she has a very firm grasp/any idea what it’s like to be African American.

On top of that she didn’t even begin her movie career until she was 28, hitting it big at 36 for Malena. So yeah...mad props.

I was pretty bummed out because I really like Charlize as an actress, but there seems to be a pattern emerging.

SHE NEEDS NEW FRIENDS. I VOLUNTEER.

my blood sugar is very low right now

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

if anyone was discouraged from voting for Bernie due to his supporters, that shows an extreme lack of critical thinking.

Lips are the new butts? Damn, I’m still stuck on tits. I feel so old.

It is. High-waisted anything is often out of the question, because if I do manage the torturous feat of getting the pants/shorts/skirt over my ass and hips, it’s laughably large in the waist!

(ETA: Given current trends, this sounds so humble-braggy, but 10 years ago it totally wouldn’t have been.)

As a white girl with giant lips, I have to say fuck this trend. Seriously, fuck it hard.

True life: I have naturally full lips and every time I wear lipstick, I look like the joker within 20 minutes.

The issue is those ugly ass shorts.

As an atheist who is very much against all the laws that exist based on religious belief...I feel like the Church of Satan does satirical protest right, and these guys are just annoying (and not a little misogynist.... “heaven has a stripper factory”? ughhhhhh)

Remember that episode of the “West Wing” where someone tried to sue the President for an sudden and horrifying accident? To paraphrase, people “have to go somewhere” with their grief and anger over catastrophic events in their lives. Faded hope sometimes turns to anger and bitterness, and with nowhere to direct it, it

No. I’m speaking about adults who cannot accomplish these tasks because they never had to do them.

I think this is why I can’t get into shows like “Broad City” or whatever the latest Will Arnett show is called.

Does “nowhere fast” fast count?

Trendsetters like me and Kylie don’t acknowledge nobodies like you