Yeah, I’m a little disheartened by some of the replies I’ve seen to this story, both here and elsewhere. It’s entirely possible he’s being framed, and even if he did do what they’re accusing him of, no one was hurt and ultimately this is not something that he should potentially lose his life for (North Korean prison…

Maybe the shirt is talking about your friend asking you if you’re going to join them for some dumb thing they’re planning?

I think this might actually be a statement about social plans like, if you don’t want to come to brunch just say so rather than maybe-ing everyone. But the choice to model it on a dude who looks pissed kind of messes with the optics and gives it that rapey flavor. Mmm spicy !

I’m mostly disturbed/disappointed at her passive aggressive call to “formation”; Is it at all typical or compelling for a musician to assume the role of activist and then remain utterly silent on the matters she demands her listeners protest? It seems so empty to me...

I have this theory that her whole Queen Bey persona is covering up the fact that she is actually a very boring person. I mean she’s hung out with Goop a lot.

Woah people are so judgey about this! A person can make their own decisions. Wanting to give birth to your own biological child is a completely understandable choice. I’m positive that it is extremely important to her and she carefully weighed the risks. Please don’t call her selfish. Please don’t call the child-free…

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

Yeah, I was just in a fiber arts class with kiddos making cuffs like these, but aesthetically inspired.

(Millennial scoff) More like ~No~ Joy

Good for Colbert. You always see the women doing these kinds of promotional activities dressed to the nines, and half the time the guys show up looking like they rolled out of bed.

This story will only be complete when we find out one of her old clients disguised themselves and pulled a long-con as a bookkeeper to get their revenge.

Well, there were stories going around that Tracy Anderson basically ghosted on her original set of clients in Indianapolis — taking off with their money and emptying out her studio one night. So, perhaps the universe is providing a bit of balance (via a shady bookkeeper).

That’s weird, I always thought Kate Moss had a lot of experience with fresh powder.

Sadly, I think there is an uncomfortable percentage of dog havers who like them as cute accessories and not full-on living, breathing, eating, pissing, shitting, wonderful companions.

“Throw in Miley and her five dogs and things get messy.”

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

I wonder if when Kim and Amber met up they shook hands then smelled their fingers and gave each other a knowing wink.

The empty bottles made dinner for Khloé while singing a song

Seriously. As bad as the Kardashians are, at least they’ve got their own thing going. Kanye West may be a douche but he’s a douche with talent and a career.