Why do people who don't know the first fucking thing about linguistics think their opinion on language use is worth sharing?

Chaucer really fucked up, man.

No. No! NO! This is why sociolinguistics should be a required course in high school.

Your "basic economics" assumes that there is a perfect system in place in which employers are already paying employees the most they can reasonably afford to pay them. What makes sense on paper isn't what translates to the world, where companies rarely pay their employees this way. They tend to pay the absolute bare…

I misread. My bad!

Well, not really, no, because the English of the King James Bible is a thing of the past (no one writes or speaks it in normal situations), while standard arabic is still commonly used in many contexts. Can we just deal with the fact that there is no equivilent of the relationship between these dialects in English?

Yes, that sounds lovely. You nailed it.

Yay, let's empower women by reminding them that it isn't their body that makes them valuable, it's their contribution to the capitalist economy!

Why is everyone on the internet so excited about their co-worker's ex-wives? Are you banging her? Does he know?

And guys, it's created by Nahnatchka Khan, who also created Don't trust the B in Apartment 23, which if you haven't seen... go see. I hope it's as good.

Pretty sure they are clapping for the host for kicking him off.

1. It's called a typo.

You know that having a baby doesn't cure addiction, right?

The actual report says heroin played a role, not that she died of an overdose. These seem to be different different claims.

Pennsylvania?

I like these but they each need to be about 15 minutes shorter.

Always nice to see the Hanson tag show up in unexpected places.

Because they are disgusting. I have tried, I have really, really tried, but this thing is not happening for me.

Well, I'm glad someone enjoys it, but she looks like Justin Bieber circa 2008.