Agreed. My bulimia did pretty well with binge drinking and casual drug use. Why is she talking?

Can't you just run in place while you wait?

He thought it was funny when Seth Rogen and James Franco did it.

I have a pretty fast computer, yet vines always take 100 years to load and are also never worth it. This was was at least alright.

Let's be fair. She was at least as good as the person who would get the part in a small rural high school with 200 students.

It hasn't happened yet. It's not happening any time soon. Embrace the nonsense.

Oh, yes, it's so upsetting that people can become famous on their own terms. Things were *so much better* when we had the star system and executives could just end a career whenever they wanted to over a grudge.

Oh, she's just too practiced and well-rehearsed. She just tries too hard, don't you know? And she smiles and is kind and gracious!

YOU WERE SO PERSECUTED THIS THANKSGIVING. How ever did you go on?

Yeah, good point. I don't do this, and not all of us do, but a lot of people do. Next year it just might be you and me posting gifs and saying "WHATEVER I STILL LIKE HER." That's gross. I h8 it.

I don't think I have EVER queefed. Is this possible?

So Madonna - a super commercial pop sing - is your example of true artist gone awry? Isn't she doing exactly what she has always done, perhaps not as well, but still within the same general category?

He looks completely normal to me. It just seems really weird and insensitive to talk about somebody who just died and bitch that a normal picture of them smiling from a nearly straight-on angle is "not flattering."

UMMMM all four of us can have a slumber party if you guys want.

Are you for real right now?

So... will you now stop using the word "obtuse" and admit you jumped the gun?

It horrifies me that something like that could happen to a car and the people in it going 40 ot 45 mph. I hope that speed limit is made clearer with a bigger sign at the curve.

They are all ugly, but certainly not equally so.

It was in the Joe Jonas tell-all thing here: http://www.vulture.com/2013/11/joe-jo…. She was on a plane and high or tweeked out and punched somebody in the face. That's when everyone said she needed to leave for rehab:

Yes. Lawyerland is hella cutthroat.