Oh, screw off. She looks like a person made of flesh and bone.

If any of your conservative "BUT I HAVE THE RIGHT TO EAT WHAT I WANT NANNY STATE NANNY STATE" friends bitch about this, please remind them that Artificial Trans Fats are NOT FOOD and that our bodies to not recognize them as such, so anybody putting them in food and selling that food as food is basically practicing…

You're gonna get some shitty replies because this is pretty much a red herring, but everything you say is true, so

As somebody who has felt with dozens of college freshman plagiarizers, I FEEL BAD FOR HIM. SO MUCH PRESSURE FROM HIS DAD TO GET As IN POLITICS.

Yeah, way to make it clear long before you child is born that you are going to be the most embarrassing parents in the whole junior high.

Not everybody thinks Kesha is a talentless whatever-nonsense-you-just-said. Girl had a near perfect SAT score and has a fantastically self-aware outlook on the surreal, outlandish pop music she makes. Many, many people like her, including both teachers and young people. You're projecting.

I think he does super low carb nonsense.

Representin' Cleveland, Drew Carey says KRANS (but only the second time). Stay true, Drew.

She.... she reminds me, for some reason, of the God Warrior, but in a much better way and SORRY.

I want to see this gif edited so Robin Thicke replaces the Whammy guy. Now, I don't actually want to be the one to do it... I just want to see it.

I do think you're right that women are much more expected to be *nice* than men are BUT DAMMIT I LIKE ALL MY PEOPLES NICE.

LOL I did not realize he did that song and now I'm less concerned about the word "gross" because GAWD that song is gross. But I still don't like calling an actual person that word.

I'm pretty sure calling another person "gross" is universally kinda not nice, and I like all my peoples nice. Now, Lorde is young and brilliant in so many ways. I'm not worried about her. But if some dude called some woman "gross" (as they often do!) I'd think that sucked, too.

Nope, that's good old-fashioned comedy gold. They're comedians from Norway who had the chance to have an expensive music video produced, so they went with this.

Why does that link call Jennifer Love Hewitt a "21-year old"? That can't be right...

It's a parody of this (

It's really, really sad what happened to the Simpsons. A lesson in learning when you don't have any more ideas left...

I guess that's possible, yeah. I figured the pictures weren't the actual pictures and that he had a lot of anal porn. But your version might make more sense. I'm not sure it's super funny either way... I chuckled finally at the end, but it wasn't brilliant.

And girlfriends are threatened by the presence of porn because they never ever look at any themselves.

I think there have been some good sketches, but it's very hit or miss.