Ugh, right here, both hands up with enthusiasm!
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You would have noticed if you had had your locker next to Summer Smith's* in junior high. She would have shown you pictures and she would have kissed his cheek before each class.
So if you elect to get in a car and you crash and need surgery it isn't medically necessary because you elected to get in the car? The FIRST surgery wasn't medically necessary, but complications are a real possible and may actually threaten her health.
Except that it's not. They have all kinds of good, wearable stuff in their actual stores—jeans, tops, dresses... a bunch of stuff that doesn't say JUICY on the butt. It's just overpriced.
My high school sent everyone home during the height of the anthrax scare due to a mysterious white powder. It was sent off for testing.
PLEASE don't get me started on batman appropriation!
I feel you, girl. I had some sonic the hedgehog shoes as a kid. They were amazing, but not everyone thought they so grew on my girl feet. How dumb!
Ok, I see your point, but I think this is clearly mocking the "survey" asking people how much they would pay for some event.
Are you 100% oblivious to the mocking tone of this piece?
I offered to make a brief appearance for $99 + hotel and travel expenses. I think they're getting a real deal.
Yes, very sad. :( They might end up killing off Edna as well, though. Who knows? They retired Phil Hartman's characters, but they were more minor ones.
Anyone else read this that Farrah was the one asleep and think she was sleep-waxing?
Why is it that I am reading very clearly that is it bullshit but the commercial still makes me go "BUT MAYBE..."
A bit, but he was probably incredibly shaken by the experience and very worried about his dogs (though it is weird he says "dog"). I think unless you've been there, you don't know how you will react as your house burns with people or animals you love inside. He is clearly really grateful, trying to shake his hand…
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Yes. I remember seeing their guidelines a few years back, and they were VERY specific, down to exactly what color your mascara, eyeshadow, blush, and lipstick has to be be. I am not really surprised by this story given those guidelines, which I think I remember outlawing pretty much all hair color except highlights…
This was actually mildly amusing, and I don't really like Sarah Silverman's brand of LOLs. I'm not sure if was good enough for the viral success+netflix pickup that she is no doubt hoping for, though.
Well, I do admire your commitment to the bit.
hahaha because domestic violence is hilarious ?