Jerry Jones Logic

In so may words... yes.

Five thoughts:

Don’t forget the “cold fusion” bomb, which freezes everything...

I didn’t really know anything about this Alex Kurtzman but now that I’ve looked at his other writing credits... Transformers 1 & 2, Now you see me 1 & 2, the awful shitverse Trek movies and the new Mummy with Tom Cruise? This guy is obviously a complete hack, couldn’t CBS find anyone even slightly more qualified?

While prior Klingons were played by PoC (to avoid blackface whenever possible) the colouration if these “Klingons” means they could have been played by people if any ethnicity (because they’re purple) but they *still* chose African Americans, casting black people as the villains.

Kurtzman is another J.J. Abrams Alumni (like Roberto Orci) who doesn’t “get” Star Trek.

Also, this is Alex Kurtzman, a moron who failed with so many movies that he never understood anything and yet they keep hiring him.

Really STD? Just... no.

Yeah, I feel like... the very first MCU film was explicitly about a guy learning how being Northrop Grumman is bad.

As for screenwriter Koepp, he said almost a year ago that the movie would have a more feminist bent than the original, with a highly intelligent Bride character who takes control of her own destiny.

These are all terrible ideas and Universal should be ashamed of itself. As they should for Tom Cruise stealing screentime from Sofia Boutella, the actual mummy in the damn title.

Just go ‘all in’ and cut to the chase; give us the Abbott and Costello reboot we all know they’re eventually going to get around to!

😂😂 That’s hilarious. It reminded me of this old joke bit of writing:

Interesting. I don’t trust dog people in general because they’re just too damn talkative, nosy and cheerful - much like their smelly, mouth-breathing counterparts. :D

I feel they should have put the timeline after TNG. Technology and the bio concept is too advanced to believe it comes before TOS. Now they are in box they can’t stay within.

During the night, there’s a “black alert,” because... sure, why not add a new alert?

Are you paying homage to the Multiple Man reference on OMHawkeye’s first issue cover?

I want to see a version of IT’s opening scene where, when Pennywise offers Georgie the boat, George grabs Pennywise’s arm, pulls him up through the drain, and devours him.