It breaks my heart thinking about the kids who had to come back to school knowing that their favorite lunch room worker was going to be missing. I’m sure that a number of those children are reminded of Mr. Castile’s killing every time they go to the cafeteria.

Not holding my breath for a guilty verdict. Before and after Eric Garner, we still can’t breathe.

And that ill-fitting jacket, too. Wrong in every way.

Bronde? BRONDE?!

The French consider them geniuses of dramaturgy.

Why were they sitting across the aisle from each other? That’s my only takeaway.

and we still care because now they’re billionaires/wildly successful, award winning fashion designers!

That’s what I thought, too. Seeing them kiss was weird. They’d be great as a badass brother and sister, but I guess every story needs a hot supermodel love interest or it won’t sell tickets so...

Yes, but it’s like very chic, editorial incest.

But oh man, having the time and money to spend three hours at the gym everyday with a personal trainer?

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

To be fair, it was a different era. In 1998, urinating in other people’s beds wasn’t as big of a deal as it is today.

From my coworker Jordan Sargent:

tried this once, to horrible effect. learned some things, however - a bottle of liquid soap is many things, one of them is that it’s not a bar of soap, and other is that it’s sharp...

Seriously, what’s the name of the missing one?

I guess nobody who works at celebrity magazines has ever gotten gas before? They really don’t seem to understand normal post large meal bloating.

Taylor is pregnant with large dinner.