LIES . LEARN THE GAME.

This show turned to utter garbage so gradually over two decades it was impossible to notice.

Even if they were true, there’s no rational relationship between those two propositions.

Part of the problem is that the show was and still is very contrarian for contrarianism’s sake. Before the status quo was clearly conservative, so they took liberal or anti-conservative stances. Now though we’re in a very weird limbo where conservativism and/or “alt-right” is being touted as the counterculture, while…

I feel like we need to talk about the ending where Ned basically starts preaching to a captive audience in a school. Never mind that it instantly reminds us of a far better episode (back when flanders was a sympathetic character whose religiosity was only used to amp up his mister rogers style uber wholesomeness. Hell…

Years ago, my best friend’s fiancee declared we could only spend $15 per gift when buying for each other.

Just a guess.

Did you try Blueing yourself?

You take that back. They did the best damn Gob of any show from the mid-2000s.

The American police exist solely to cater to white bodies, fears, tears and paranoid hallucinations. Why would the cops make this trip out over a complaint of leisurely golfers? Where is the crime here that the police upon getting this call deemed it necessary to spend tax payer dollars investigating? Counties need to…

That was beautiful. The tenderness with which she cradles the baby’s head is just amazing.

Yeah, I can’t even figure out how to hate this correctly.

I’ve seen the TLC “Behind the Music” too many times not to cringe at this story.

I was too young for Cheers the first time around so when I revisited it as an adult, my dang mind blew when I saw him on there.

He was wonderful.

It is young. Anytime somebody in their 60s dies my dad freaks because he’s in his early 60s and he’s like “it’s like facing my own mortality.” I then list off a bunch of my favorites who are older who are still alive along with Keith Richards.

She ain’t getting booked for her accounting skillz.

So, dropping $600,000 to make $140,000 is what Cardi B considers making a money move?

It’s NOT FUCKING SEX APPEAL. It’s that people have an idea of what looks “professional.” The way you look is equated to how much you will care about a job. I have a master’s degree in my field, but I still don’t show up to interviews in jeans. Because I won’t get the job. But there are jobs and employers and careers…

What do you wear to work or to a job interview? Do you brush or comb your hair? You say you don’t “lather on cosmetics”; does that mean you wear no makeup at all? What about body hair: do you shave your legs or armpits? Do you pluck your eyebrows?

Goddammit, it’s not about sex appeal. It’s about looking like your natural self and being punished for it. So I guess you think people someone should just get a minimum wage job at a fast food restaurant so they don’t have to change themselves to meet the expectations of their employers who are mostly white people and…