Which is why I don’t fuck with that qualifying shit. Children and adults living in a house together, regardless of the specific makeups, have boundaries and responsibilities. Even if Allen was an uncle, a close friend, or a neighbor...all of those are people who shouldn’t fuck a kid.

Yeah. It’s weird to say that reading this I was like “oh no. Me.”

And, while I am not positive what the actual neurological state of Soon Yi was when Woody Allen was her fucking father, her family maintained for years that Soon Yi was not in any place in her personal development to be able to consent with sex with anyone, much less an adult, much less the Hollywood superstar that…

You know what’s more awkward?

What is lost in all of this is that the threat to take police or military lives is cute, but minimal.

Arcade technology long ago solved the mystery of “how do we let people shoot this gun here but not at home?”

What a fucking treasure she continually proves herself to be...

If you don’t want to talk over the phone and you want to text, they also provide a chat service on their website.

I guess the case could be made that “cis” in this context could specifically mean the way cis women are handled, but it falls apart once you remember the actual things women who are trans get asked, which includes shit like... “are you a top or a bottom?”

And, critically, Jezebel is the exact place I would run to for a scathing write up of just such an interview. I am surprised that advocating for someone’s personal sexual privacy is suddenly less important than “journalistic integrity.”

Im really wondering wtf that is. Is it a site for doxing with the intent someone will swat? Is it a site where people post swatting threats with the hope that some braver idiot than they will take up the charge? Like... I know it’s redundant to say this about people calling in threats with the hope of getting someone…

He also drugged the child. A crime in itself before you get to what happened next.

It’s hard to understand what this means. Is the dig that people in Tennessee can’t ride motorcycles? I'm not a Tennessee person or a motorcycle person so I have neither dogs in this fight nor context clues.

There’s also the cultural value of putting an actual bloodsports champion in a fighting game, which, whether it turned out well or not, just makes a lot more sense to me than a DJ. This is a bit of an apples/oranges situation, imo. Pretty much every video game has one or two voices that just don’t work as well as the…

Not being a fan of Streisand doesn’t make you ignorant or uncultured.

But he was kind of right about absolutely everything?

Both of those things were recently back in fashion, one is still going kinda strong.

I’m a makeup artist, about a generation back from the YouTube “Beauty Guru” era.

I think it's safe to say she knows about him, just not enough 🤦

My in-laws are country folk with huge tracts of land. I say country to describe the environment - they are Oklahoma liberals and an interacial family.